Have you got the guts to do any of these things?

So these are all the annoying but I think rather funny things you can do in a lift... if you the guts that is! I dare you to try one of these things out next time your in a lift and if you do PLEASE tell me how it went because I'm weird and evidently have no life! Ok, so here they are!:

• WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
• MEOW occasionally
• SAY -DING at each floor.
• WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your mobile?"
• WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you
• PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers